NO RESULTS
-
Looking for the right illustration can feel a lot like standing in front of your fridge at midnight. You open the door, expecting to see something amazing—leftover pizza, a slice of cake, maybe even some ice cream. Instead, you just stare at a jar of pickles, an old bag of shredded cheese, and half a bottle of ketchup. You close the door, sigh, then open it again five seconds later, hoping something new has magically appeared.
-
-That’s exactly how it feels scrolling through a list of illustrations—you know something tasty has to be in there somewhere, but all you can find are pickles.
+
+
Looking for something witty…
{% endif %}
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-
-
-
Illustration of the Day
-
@@ -241,7 +241,31 @@ That’s exactly how it feels scrolling through a list of illustrations—you kn
}
});
- /* ===============================
+ // ===============================
+ // No-results: show a random funny illustration
+ // ===============================
+ (function showRandomNoResults(){
+ const el = document.querySelector('.empty-state .empty-subtitle');
+ if (!el) return;
+
+ const messages = [
+ `Searching for an illustration is like opening the fridge at midnight. You’re hoping for cheesecake, but all you find is half a tomato and some wilted lettuce. You close the door, then open it again—because maybe cheesecake grew in there while you weren’t looking.`,
+ `It’s like hunting for the TV remote. You check the couch, the floor, the freezer (why?)—then realize it was in your hand the whole time.`,
+ `It’s like looking for a matching sock. You find five that are “close enough,” but never the one you actually need.`,
+ `It’s like running into the store for peanut butter. You leave with bread, bananas, cereal, and gum—somehow no peanut butter.`,
+ `It feels like searching for your car keys when you’re late. You check the counter, pockets, and finally… the fridge. Next to the milk.`,
+ `It’s like walking around the house holding your phone in the air, trying to catch a Wi‑Fi signal that appears and vanishes at random.`,
+ `Imagine a giant library where you’re sure the book is “right here.” You scan up, down, left, right—then realize you’re in the wrong aisle.`,
+ `It’s like following GPS: “Turn left now!” You miss it, circle the block, and the voice keeps politely “recalculating.”`,
+ `It’s like trying to find an umbrella on a sunny day—no luck. The moment it pours, suddenly you own five.`,
+ `It’s like a jigsaw with one missing piece. You check under the table, the box, even the dog—then find the piece stuck to your elbow.`
+ ];
+
+ const pick = messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length)];
+ el.textContent = pick;
+ })();
+
+ /* ===============================
Illustration of the Day (client-only, deterministic)
=============================== */
(function illustrationOfTheDay(){
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}
const seed = xorshift32(ymd ^ 0x9E3779B9);
- // We don’t know ID gaps, so try a deterministic pseudo‑random
- // permutation over a *generous* range and stop at the first 200.
- const maxGuess = Math.max(100, Math.floor(total * 4)); // cast a wide net
- const maxAttempts = Math.min(600, maxGuess); // cap network work
+ const maxGuess = Math.max(100, Math.floor(total * 4));
+ const maxAttempts = Math.min(600, maxGuess);
- // Linear congruential generator style “index -> id” mapping (deterministic)
function idAt(i){
- // multiplier is odd; modulus is implicit 2^32, then map to [1..maxGuess]
const v = (Math.imul(i + 1, 1103515245) + 12345 + seed) >>> 0;
return 1 + (v % maxGuess);
}
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}
function extractSectionText(doc, label){
- // Look for label “Illustration” / “Application” commonly used in your templates
const labels = doc.querySelectorAll('.section-label, .meta-label, h3, h4, strong');
for (const el of labels){
const t = (el.textContent || '').trim().toLowerCase();
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}
}
}
- // fallback
const alt = doc.querySelector('.lead-text, .section-body');
return alt ? (alt.textContent || '').trim() : '';
}
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return;
}
}
- // If nothing responded 200 within our attempts, fail gracefully
iotdTextEl.textContent = 'Unable to load today’s illustration.';
iotdOpenEl.style.display = 'none';
})();